Ever look at a bestseller list, and think, "If I read all those books, I'd morph into a more intelligent, interesting, and impressive version of myself"? Well, it's time to become the most intellectually intimidating you possible. Here's your chance to win a brand new Kindle, so you can dominate cocktail parties and dinner table conversations with your literary prowess and witty rhetoric.

Prepare to get to work on those bestseller lists in earnest (or at least read samples of all of them). Check out the Contest Rules below, take the survey in the ad on the left, email your answer to the survey question on the left to surveys@gawker.com with "Kindle Survey" as the subject line, and you'll be entered to win. No excuses. Read like a champion.

Contest Rules

Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. To enter, email your answer to the survey question on the left of the page to surveys@gawker.com with "Kindle Survey" as the subject line. (Not seeing it? You may have your ad blocker on, or you may have already taken this survey or a similar one; you can still enter the contest by sending the first word on the ad on the left to surveys@gawker.com. Still not seeing it? You may have an ad blocker turned on.) You can also enter by sending your answer to the survey question (or the first word on the ad on the left) and your contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Kindle Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest began on September 19 at 12:00 PM ET and ends on January 31, 2014 at 11:59 PM ET.