Ever look at a bestseller list, and think, “If I read all those books, I’d morph into a more intelligent, interesting, and impressive version of myself”? Well, it's time to become the most intellectually intimidating you possible. Here's your chance to win a brand new Kindle, so you can dominate cocktail parties and dinner table conversations with your literary prowess and witty rhetoric.

Prepare to get to work on those bestseller lists in earnest (or at least read samples of all of them). Click here to take a short survey, email your answer to the last question in the survey to surveys@gawker.com with "Kindle Survey" as the subject line, check out the Contest Rules below, and you'll be entered to win a brand new Kindle. No excuses. Read like a champion.

Contest Rules

Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. To enter, head here to take a short survey. (Not working? That means you may have already taken this survey, or one similar; you can still enter the contest by sending your answer to the second to last survey question to surveys@gawker.com. Still not seeing it? You may have an ad blocker turned on.) You can also enter by sending your answer to the second to last survey question and your contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Kindle Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest began on September 19 at 12:00 PM ET and ends on January 31, 2014 at 11:59 PM ET.